Quarantine Clean

adjective used to describe what an OCD person does to the home when bored with nothing else to do in quarantine. Each project should take no fewer than 5 hours. Projects include such things as Cleaning the oven, cleaning fridge, descaling the dishwasher, scrubbing baseboards, scrubbing grout. Will result in much satisfaction after sweating and cursing under the breath for hours on end. No more than one project per day, and each item cleaned can never. Ever. Be used or touched. Again!!!

This covid -19 virus has my oven, windows and kitchen grout quarantine clean.

by J to the R April 8, 2020

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Quarantine Cunt

One who, or that which, will stick around sexually for the sake in times of quarantine.

"Yo bro, you dating that chick?"

"Naa man, she's my quarantine cunt.

"But babe, I LOVE YOU!"

"I'm sorry , you're just my quarantine cock.

by Neeky April 15, 2020

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quarantine time

time goes by differently in quarantine due to the coronavirus and everything being closed

“wow man, you’re up at 11pm?” “no bro, it’s 8pm in quarantine time”

by ghostynipple April 15, 2020

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Quarantine Dic

When you make a glory hole through a prostitutes facemask in order to comply with CDC guidelines behind the liquor store dumpster

Took my quarantine dic to get some essentials from liquor store alley Sally

by Evill April 16, 2020

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Quarantine Crush

See a couple pictures, maybe check out other social media, see more pictures (not really case for you...you seem to be social degenerate)...if their first reply to you is lame...move on...plenty of fish in the sea...but wait...they are funny, witty, interesting...

Crap my quarantine crush is really ugly in person!

by Quarantine Shakespreare April 17, 2020

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