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Putin

A very good joke.
Oh and he’s also a Russian guy we don’t need to talk about.
Person 1: hey, do you know Putin?
Person 2: Isn’t that the Russian guy?
Person 1: No, not that guy.
Person 2: Then who’s Putin..?
Person 1: I’M ‘PUTIN’G THIS DICK IN YOUR MOUTH
Person 2: Bro…*disappointed* FUCK
by MoBallinBamba March 10, 2022
mugGet the Putinmug.

putin'

Similar to "sharting", occurs during the act of anal sex when "put" (pronounced poot) escapes the anus of the receiving party.
Vladimir started putin' all over the bed during a rough anal pounding session with his partner, he just couldn't hold it in
by Cryptovladimir March 9, 2022
mugGet the putin'mug.

Putin

When fecal matter and gas escapes a gam mans anus as his partner removes his phallus.
Mark tried his best not to putin as Greg pulled his phallus out of Marks anus. Mark was unsuccessful and putinned all over Gergs testicles.
by WhackyWeed March 5, 2022
mugGet the Putinmug.

To Putin it

To make a plan and stick with it, not caring what anyone else thinks or how they oppose it, but to push forward and Conquer, f*** everyone else
When you want to go ahead regardless of everyone's saying you cannot do it you're just going to putin it
by Bobndeep February 25, 2022
mugGet the To Putin itmug.
Putin’s nickname for Dana Rohrabacher.
Putin’s favorite congressman asked Jordan Thomas Cooper to help write a Jewish New Year greeting for him in 2018. He was the first African-American to write for him.
by Coop Dupe June 7, 2022
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Pulling a Putin

Where you’re so ignorant that you make a fundamental misjudgment and end up killing yourself in a bunker
by MMMuggles April 11, 2022
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putin press

Yo come here nigga imma give you a Putin press
by Vladimur scrutin February 26, 2020
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