Putin

A man who uncontrollably defecate'z himself, at the moment of sexual climax...

His Putin self found nowhere in traditional society he was welcomed. So he tried to make an entire country as equally shit, will Russians agree?

by NOu$e April 1, 2022

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Putin

A man that likes to invade ukraine and only ukraine.

Random person: did you see Ukraine's new plane?

Putin: it will be mine soon

by Washy_washy April 23, 2022

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An existential evil... That says everything the American conservatives say.... Wait, Er... Ok hold on... What about him is bad? He's corrupt? But... The media says that the American government is corrupt... BOTH sides... So... What makes him bad? OOOOOOHHHH.... Right. He's not US. He's not the US one He's the THEM one... Ok. I get it. Anyone who is not you or not on your team is bad. Makes sense. Like a retard and the whores who fuck and defend them. (See, I have comprehension problems so I need to frame the situation in a way I can understand. I only know retards and whores).

Hym "Yeah, I don't see how Putin is any worse than the rest of them. I mean, it's like being a patriots fan and hating Peyton manning. He literally does the same job. You would all be doing the same kind of shit if you had the power. Or worse."

by Hym Iam February 23, 2023

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