Mushy push pop

When a male inserts his veiny cock into a tight little asshole and comes back out caked in shit; the one who took the cock in the asshole then gives him deep-throat whilst popping his nuts in between both hands.

Baby, you give the best mushy push pops I've ever had.

by Blackifer June 23, 2014

Push wood

The act of lifting weights for exercise; The expression to "push wood" originated in early colonial times when settelers had to cut down wood and roll, pull or PUSH it to it's destination. The results of the aformentioned activities gave settlers a lean muscular physique and is similar to the results gym goers today strive for.

I wanna look good naked so she'll do me when she's sober...I need to push wood.

by Kilo2-2 January 22, 2011

Push-Of-War

Opposite of Tug-of-war. It's a two-player game where one player puts their mouth over the opponent's ass. The ass opponent tries to take a shit, while the mouth opponent tries to blow as hard as they can so that the shit doesn't go in their mouth. Whoever holds out the longest wins.

I killed Tutton in a Push-Of-War contest. I can't believed he thought he could beat me.

by The Herb and Company October 15, 2004

1000 push ups

When your so sure your right, that if ur not, you have to do 1000 push ups

Person 1: the seahawks will win the super bowl
Person 2: seriously?
Person 1: 1000 push ups
Person 2: okay

by morecluawz March 1, 2014

Croatian Push-Back

When one is getting bummed by a gentleman and pushes back so hard the condom is turned inside out and becomes full of shit. This creates the perfect starting point for an Alababa Popsicle.

Tarquin: Oh Charles, push back harder!
Charles: Oops! I think I just did a Croatian Push-Back
Tarquin: ROFL

by iC3m4n September 28, 2015

Push Popper

Someone who performs actions similar to that of a push-pop. They feel the need to insert their dick into anything that vaguely resembles a vagina, butthole, mouth, etc. Another form of a manwhore.

I never knew Ryan was such a push popper

by Ryan Nelzin September 25, 2011

Push-licking

Push-licking is when someone randomly pushes or shoves another person, and will then either lick or spit on that person to insult him.

"Who was that chick that you were push-licking over there?"
"Relax, tbe chick you saw me push and spit on was my sister."

by Freddie'sHorrorShack June 19, 2018