1 percenter

It is a fully incdoctrinated motorcycle member. The outlaws of the motorcycle clubs/gangs. 99% of clubs are law-abiding and the other 1% aren't. These fellas do things like sew hooks in their leathers so that when cops search them they get a handful of hooks.

Howard Hughes made a movie about a 1 percenter club called the Hell's Angels.

by Blackshirtogre July 14, 2006

Pure Paige

Term used to express disgust, disapproval, disappointment or discontent with a situation, attribute, or property of an individual or place.

Dude that chick was sooo hot...but her face was Pure Paige...

by Heavy Recoil October 25, 2010

purchase punch

A mixture of Hawaiian Fruit Punch and some sort of cheap grain alcohol or cheap Vodka (such as Dubra) and mixed and stored in a plastic shelf from a dorm storage unit. Often found at large parties and similar to jungle juice. Popular at Purchase College.

Yo! I got a bottle a' Dubra and two bottles of punch, let's make some purchase punch and charge freshman five bucks for a party!

by FreshyMcWeshy January 17, 2011

Pure Js

Short for "Pure Jokes"

Used when one or more persons find something humorous

Person 1: Have you seen The Inbetweeners Movie yet, mate?

Person 2: Yeah, it's Pure Js!

by Randem Mandem January 1, 2012

love parcel

the noun 'love parcel' is used to describe affectionate excrement onto a lover.

dude sam tried to give lawrence a massive love parcel but due to a mcdonalds the night before struggled.

by shirokopdlover December 21, 2008

One Percenter Problem

A problem that a person whose income percentile is in the top 1% of a wealthy, industrialized country's income experiences that people in the 99% would probably roll their eyes at.

(This term is a continued division of the term "First World Problem.")

Which iPad 3 should I buy for my dog, the white or black one? I know this is a One Percenter Problem, but I'll just get both.

by EMarcisak04 June 16, 2012

Bruised the porcelin

When multiple flushes will not remove everything on the inside of a toilet after taking a dump. This can be particularily embarrassing at a house party where there's a single bathroom that everyone is using.

Dude, I couldn't help myself...I had to go. Unfortunately I bruised the porcelin and had to use some toilet paper to finish the job the toilet couldn't.

by jimbobf June 29, 2011