Love Puppet

a sexual maneouver consisting of the insertion of a fist up the ass...usually used by gays/ aspiring puppeteers who can't afford a real puppet...
also known as a naughty sooty

David Hasselhoff, would you like to become my love puppet?????
Chuck Norris, would you like to become my love puppet?

by Charlie Rice September 20, 2006

troy city puppet

when a promiscuous male lets a varierty of homosexual strangers (rest area regulars) stick their fists up the eager individuals awaiting ass taking turns and makin the person bust within milliseconds....1 step past a glory hole

karl became horny driving on the highway so he pulled over into the rest area looking to find a troy city puppet session

by nahlidge508 August 18, 2009

slut puppet

1. (noun) A person (generally a girl), who will do any slut-like act they are told to. They're called a slut puppet because of the way that you can completely control any sexual thing about them. Be wary of what you say around them.

2. (noun) A band: The Slut Puppets

1.
Jeff: Man, did you meet Kara yet?
Joe: Yeah, I told her she could suck my balls and she literally did.
Jeff: I know, she'll do anything you tell her! She's such a slut puppet!

2.
Jeff: Do you listen to The Slut Puppets?
Joe: Yeah, dude, they rock!

by rendezvous___ June 4, 2008

dirty puppet

when one takes of another's sock, shits in said sock, and puts it back on the owner's foot.

You son of a bitch, Pete. I can't believe you gave me a dirty puppet last night. I'm never gonna get the shit oout from between my toes.

by Mack Buckeye November 4, 2007

Rusty Finger Puppet

Like a rusty trombone, but somewhat straighter. Performing anilingus on your woman whilst diddling her vaginal canal. Classy move, and lets her know hepatitis ain't no thing.

Although I enjoyed that Rusty Finger Puppet last night, you might want to get a blood test.

by TrevtrevO May 28, 2010

Dick Puppet

You do someone else's bidding, and pretend it's your own wishes, because the anonymous person may reward you.

Glenn Beck is really just a dick puppet for the Koch brothers.

by BridgetObama December 4, 2010

ass puppet

one who acts, or is forced to act, as a tool to do an ass clown's bidding

Jason finally tired of being Matthew's ass puppet.

by Jackscolon September 16, 2003