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Puddle Dump

An aggregious, offensive action during which a methamphetamine smoker spins your glass smoking pipe too far and to the extent that hot, liquified meth from the utensil and onto an exterior surface thereby wasting your drugs
Dude, that lame ass Keck did a puddle dump! Now we have to kill him!
by kecksucks September 10, 2016
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Cuddle Puddle

That was super hot sex, I mean look at that cuddle puddle. R.I.P. the housekeepers.
by DopeSauce4lyfe May 20, 2019
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puddle bunny

A female that resembles a rabbit or hare that has drowned in a shallow form of water that preys on inebriated men
Hey bro, I cant believe that you boned that puddle bunny last night!
by bigsexydude October 7, 2009
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Barney Puddle

When a very old women squirts.
Oooft, Margery left a soaking Barney Puddle at the bingo hall.
by ShadyGarGar June 12, 2018
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Puddle Chucking

The act of jumping over puddles during/after a rain storm due to the fact that you are wearing Converse All-Star Chuck Taylors. Can be any other type of canvas shoe, especially with breathable holes near the sole. Usually results in the throwing (chucking) of water a short distance.
1. I wore my Chuck Taylors last night not knowing it was going to rain, I ended up having to puddle chuck to get to my car without soaking my feet!

2. Puddle Chucking may be fun, but it sucks when your socks get wet.
by Skye Frostpaw December 8, 2012
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Sitting in a puddle

When a female gets so aroused over something but they just have to sit in their own wetness because they're in public.
"I saw that shirtless scene and ended up sitting in a puddle for the rest of the movie."
by skywalker3880 January 4, 2022
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Palm Puddle

1.the puddle of sweat all over your hands that you get from a heated video game session

2.the aftermath of masterbation

3. a unit of measure
1. i played halo for 4 hours and got the worst palm puddle in my hands

2. before i go to bed i make palm puddles

3. "how much did you make?" "Dude i straight up made palm puddles!!!"
by Axel Jakobi November 13, 2011
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