hockey puck penis

a penis that is round like a hockey puck and is similar to a chode but way fatter and green.

"Woah! Kai has a hockey puck penis!"

by Glizzyglobber March 20, 2023

Brown hockey puck

When the sani-hut water is frozen and you take a shit, and it slides around.

My shit just slid around on the port o potty blue water, like a brown hockey puck

by cmglzr February 22, 2023

Puck

Can be used as a substitute for the n-word (with the "a" ofc)

"You just a young puck"
"Wassup lil puck"

by anonymous October 17, 2023

painting the puck

game played by hocky players where they form a circle jerk around a puck and the last one to contribute has to eat what's on it

That team was screwing around painting the puck rather than practicing.

by Stu 763 November 19, 2023

The Wolfgang puck

Then you Fuck a girl (must be a girl sorry) (if it’s a guy it’s called “the Gregory Gourdet“) in the ass until she gapes then you stuff smoked salmon pizza in her open asshole then eat it out of her ass hands free

I texted my girlfriend on my way home from the dope hole that I was starving and was gonna have to eat before we could smash, she said, “ I know your hungry baby so I got every thing ready so we can do “the Wolfgang puck” when you get here and kill two birds with one stone.

by Smackislife January 9, 2024

Puck the gouphers

Another word for fuck the gouphers

puck the gouphers is another word for fuck the gouphers

Fuck the gouphers

by Tangoboss January 11, 2024

Puck-Bunny

Female typically named Samantha with severe daddy issues. The ons are flippers, rage, and enforcers. Has slept with a large percent of the minor league players.

Samantha is such a puck-bunny. That bitch would facefuck the player with the least teeth as long as he drops gloves.

by PuckBunny39 December 10, 2023