Proon

An insult, somebody who is not clever

Shut up you proon

by Joe Lowes February 12, 2020

Ethan Hunt - Ghost Protocol

This is a type of defication, that upon finishing your poop, it doesn't leave a trace on the toilet paper. Additionally it also doesn't leave any trace within the toilet bowl. Basically its vanishes without a trace - hence Mission Impossible.

That was a proper Ethan Hunt - Ghost Protocol poop

by Graeme Day August 3, 2020

Proto-

Prefix meaning before. Usually in refrence to a previous or outdated version.

Take a look at my proto-type.
What is the Proto-Germanic root for cat?

by nibbit October 14, 2010

Proto-Hipster

The state of being a hipster prior to being a hipster. A person who exists predating the premier of the hit film Garden State.

Proto-Hipster includes, but not limited to, male and female hipsters predating the 1980's in fashion and witty catch-phrases, ahead of their time, avant garde.

EX.

"Susan's record collection is great, even though I've never heard of these artists. They aren't even featured on Pitchfork... she's such a Proto-Hipster"

by DB1976 October 18, 2011

Protocols of the Learned Elders of Zion

A book published by the KGB to encourage violence and encite hatred of Jews. Supposedly describes the world-dominating plans of the Zionist Shadow Government. Probably helped the Holocaust and still used by Neo-Nazis and militant Muslims to justify ant-Semitic violence.

The Protocols of the Learned Elders of Zion is a fake.

by LorgSkyegon November 22, 2004

gwas goobies protocol

A procedure in which individuals immediately save every snapchat of interest to their memories immediately after recording; so they don’t regret not saving them in the future.

Little Timmy was angered by the fact that he forgot to properly follow the gwas goobies protocol, he went home to his mother crying saying I need to update snapchat mommy.

by Gooselump July 20, 2021

Procon

The nickname given to someone when it has been decided that that they are more likely of two persons that you would rather engage in coitus with.

person A: "Who would you rather do, Price or Pattinson?"

person B: "Price obviously, he is a total procon."

by ItIsConfidential November 26, 2011