Protsense

A portmanteau of Protestant and Nonsense

“Did you hear about the church that uses graham crackers and grape soda for communion? That’s absolute protsense.”

by Rapscallion Robby June 8, 2024

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Protein Cigarette

A euphemism for "penis".

He was choking on a protein cigarette.

by SirJshreder January 17, 2025

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Protein Bomb

A protein rich turd delivered by athletes who consume gargantuan amounts of protein in their diet

Sir Steven Redgrave is likely to release / drop a protein bomb after a hard days training.

by Bald Jar July 24, 2025

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Protein punch

Go to any gas station and buy 3 fit crunch bars or other big protein bars. Then freeze them and insert all 3 into your anus. After that shit them out and eat them.

Bro I just did the protein punch.

by T bone 15 November 23, 2025

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Green protein

Green protein is slang word for marijuana.

ayyy brah! pass the green protein

by petoavoidenceclub July 22, 2011

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Impromptu Protein Party

An expression meaning "to vomit."

Guy 1: Hey, man, are you okay? I saw you head for the bushes earlier.
Guy 2: Urgh, it was so gross, I had an impromptu protein party.

by flowerstain May 15, 2011

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I felt so bad for her she hadn't eaten in days so I let her suck my cock and I gave her a hot protein injection (HPI).

Oh man she was working my dick like nobodys business so I held back as long as I could till I gave her my hot protein injection.

by Looney Larry November 13, 2011

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