pussy protect

The female equivalent to cock block

"Dude, she is such a pussy protector!"

by Meow31338 December 1, 2013

rib protectors

Huge female breasts that offer protection to the rib cage due to their density and overhang.

"Holy shit, look at the rib protectors on her!!!"

by Greengoddess May 20, 2014

Self-Promote

When u gotta pimp out ur own shit cuz u caint get no otha pimp on it. They all like NAH so u start sellin it on ya own.

"Dearest Mr. Pimp, while I appreciate your continued offer of services, I have decided to branch out and self-promote my exquisite goodies and will hereby be representing myself evermore. I apologize for any inconvenience or financial hardship that this revelation might cause you and your closest of kin."

by pimpwiggly 24/7 January 9, 2017

fanny protector

Helping a fellow girl get away from a creep

Be my fanny protector and help me get away from is ugly guy

by Girl with a vagina July 26, 2017

Cooter pooter

A slightly cutesy term for the noise made when air is expelled from the vaginal canal.

I opted to use cooter pooter over queef because it is less obscene.

by Tanwen de Heydon January 13, 2022

(Un)protected Six

When the beautiful properties of the number 6 often lead her to unexpected or undesirable results, as she explores meaningful relationships with other numbers, who often lie to her about their alleged power or connection to take advantage of her.

Since hearing about her recurring misery, both pi and phi had stepped forward to advise (un)protected six against befriending numerical or geometrical wolves in sheep’s clothing.

by Fasters May 22, 2022

pecker checker protector

the board between two urinals in a men's restroom

that dude was definitely gay,...thanks to the pecker checker protector,..he didn't look at my stuff!!

by ronplaisance November 30, 2011