captain phoenix

In Starcraft 2, the mortal enemy of the Zerg race. Captain Phoenix will kill your queens, kill all your overlords and supply block you, kill mutalisks in 1:2 ratios, lift up and slaughter most of your ground units, and just generally make your life hell. Not as dangerous in 1v1 where he can safely be counter attacked or defended against. In team matches however, particularly 3v3 and 4v4, if Captain Phoenix is left alone to get a critical mass of phoenix your team is in a large amount of trouble if you don't have a Terran player. At the very least, Captain Phoenix will shut down almost all production from enemy zerg players.

The protoss on the enemy team is walled in with a core and gate at the ramp, so is the protoss on your team. The toss on your team is going stalkers, and there is a good chance the opposing protoss is also, but little do you know you're up against Captain fucking Phoenix. If you went ground, you have already lost, you will have little to no defense vs Captain Phoenix. If you attack, your forces will be lifted up and killed, with the exception of mass zerglings, which will just die at the ramp. By now most of your overlords you spread out will be dead, if you are supply blocked it's probably also game over. If you went air instead of ground, you're DEFINITELY dead. Mutalisks will be slaughtered by phoenix kiting, and while corruptors may be able to go toe to toe with phoenix, they are completely useless against anything else the protoss will send aside from assisting with corruption.

by leetkr3 October 29, 2010

Prenatal Bitch Slap

when one jerks off into your hand then proceeds to bitch slap a hoe.

you ever had a prenatal bitch slap?? Hold on let me show you *spooge* *slap*

by Oh Steve December 21, 2009

Golden phoenix

An after-sex move of knocking out your partner and then urinating on them. They will awaken, and be reborn as somebody who will never sleep with you again. Unless they're into that.

Jeff: I totally gave this girl a golden phoenix last night!
Matt: How'd that go?

Jeff: She insisted on washing my sheets for me.

Matt: Nice.

by spfee January 9, 2012

Phoenix Steamer

A Cleveland Steamer that is performed outdoors on a hot, sunny day. The man shits on the woman's chest while she is sunbathing. When the sun has completely baked the pile of shit, the man eats it off of the woman's chest, revealing a shit-shaped tanline.

Q: Where's Missy?
A: She's at the tanning salon trying to even out the tanlines she got from the Phoenix Steamer Craig gave her.

by AZsteamer September 16, 2006

prenatal

Your parents

So named because they existed before your birth

If your prenatals have no children, chances are neither will you.

by MatthiasFW January 11, 2006

prenap

To jack off before taking a nap.

Eric prenapped vigorously before his mid-afternoon slumber.

by J03L November 5, 2008

phoenix

Phoenix the nations 5th largest city and the fastest growing major city in America. Central Phoenix is home to the Phoenix Suns and the Arizona Diamondbacks. Sky Harbor airport is one of the busiest in the nation. The area also includes lower class whites,sometimes involved with Meth. These areas are parts of Mesa,Apache Junction,Cave Creek and Sunnslope. The southside and westside of Phoenix are predominantly Hispanic and black areas. Tempe best known for its party atmosphere and overspoiled ASU students. Glendale is home to the new Arizona Cardinal Stadium and Glendale arena. Scottsdale is one of the upper-class areas located northeast of Phoenix-whites only enclave.

1. By the time I get to Phoenix.
2. Phoenix great place eight months of the year.
3. Phoenix too many people movin in.

by zendar August 3, 2006