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Probation

A business' excuse to deny you the benefits that your union dues are supposed to grant you for a stipulated period of time on the grounds that 'your dependability as an employee and union member have not yet been confirmed. Ha ha ha.'

The usual probation period lasts for three months, coinciding perfectly with the average student's summer break. Expect to be assigned huge overtime hours during this period.
"Why did I spend all of Independance Day bagging groceries for my surly fellow Americans but only have forty dollars to show for it? What about time-and-a-half?"

"Silly kid. That's what probation is for!"
by Garrrr! February 5, 2005
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Sex Probation

When someone needs to be taught a lesson and is grounded from sexual pleasure.
Frank is on sex probation right now because he was mean to Sarah and hurt her feelings.
by crazycat22 February 22, 2015
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Probation

When your boyfriend does something you dint a prove of, you punish him by holding out on him; No sex.
My boyfriend is being an ass hole so he's on probation
by Montanan August 29, 2014
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Probsies

Christian: Yo Joseph are you drinking tonight?

Joseph: hmm probsies.
by Xtian29 May 4, 2011
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Prosti-tot

a young female slutty whore-faced skank. Often made fun of because of her abnormally premature body, and stupiduty.
*stacy is such a prosti-tot

stop being a prosti-tot

WHORE
by kittymarie1991 January 30, 2009
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Retarted Soulless Prostatuting Demon Monster

Your Mom, and her ass.

Also Sarah Jessica Parker.
sucks ass.
Guy:Dude I picked up a Retarted Soulless Prostatuting Demon Monster

Dude: Screw You Guy!
by Tanner J. Linares. January 9, 2011
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prosterity

The attitude of someone whose prostate(s) are acting up but they don't want to get the problem taken care of because for some reason they think complaining about it all the time makes them seem more mature.
I wish he would just get over his prosterity so we can hang out like normal people.
by ArdentGuard May 27, 2016
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