For schnitzel my pretzel

A more hilarious way of saying "fo shizzle my nizzle", coined by Rashpocket in the hysterically funny youtube video "Rashman splice no47".

Rashman: So, what do you wanna do now bitch-nuts?
Rashpocket: I'm hungry as a nizzle
Rashman: Fo shizzle izzle
Rashpocket: For schnitzel my pretzel!!

by Flo-Train July 28, 2008

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Twisted like a Pretzel

When the brain suffers from mind block. Usually happens when brain is overwhelmed from processing too many and/or certain thoughts. Being unable to think straight.

I can't think of how to explain 'twisted like a pretzel' my mind is all twisted like a pretzel.

by SexyAttractiveMale June 17, 2016

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German Pretzel Press

Having extreme vaginal sex with a women resulting in her vagina resembling a pretzel.

Mike: I totally gave Beth a German Pretzel Press

Xavier: Nice! I've only heard legends of the German Pretzel Press. It is said that only one possesing the Penis of Destiny can perform such a task.

by superbadchicksgivinmemclovin February 25, 2011

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Pretzel Girl

Invented in Pittsburgh in 2009, a new term which means that she appears that she belongs in a German Beerhall serving beer and pretzels.

Typically, a blonde girl who has big knockers.

Men will often use this term to fuck with the minds of hoes.

Guy #1: Dude, she looks like a pretzel girl

Guy #2: Yeah.

or....

Guy: Whhaaatttss up Pretzel Girl?

Girl: What did you just call me?

by CriticalMasssssss July 08, 2009

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