When you have eaten too much cheddar. You feel like you are going to explode. You fear that you are going into cheddar labour!
by CheddarPregnant January 5, 2020

Hugh: Let’s have KIDSSS!!!
Hugh: (TOUCHES HER STOMATCH AND GETS HER PREGNANT!!!!!)
(WHY CANT ZAC EFRON OR HUGH JACKMAN OR ONE OFF THE DOLAN TWINS DO THIS TO ME THO LIKE WHY!!!!!)
Hugh: (TOUCHES HER STOMATCH AND GETS HER PREGNANT!!!!!)
(WHY CANT ZAC EFRON OR HUGH JACKMAN OR ONE OFF THE DOLAN TWINS DO THIS TO ME THO LIKE WHY!!!!!)
by _ZacxBoo_ On Instagram Add Mr May 26, 2018

Wife 1: “I’m pregnant”
Husband 1: “Yay, we’re gonna be parents”
Wife 2: “I’m pregnant”
Husband 2: “OH GOSH, I’M NOT READY TO BE A DAD”
Husband 1: “Yay, we’re gonna be parents”
Wife 2: “I’m pregnant”
Husband 2: “OH GOSH, I’M NOT READY TO BE A DAD”
by Hamtaro June 11, 2023

A mental pillow for pregnant lasses with back pain. Come home after a long day lumpin’ their hump around, straight into the clutches of the pregnant pillow to alleviate the stress caused by that touchy feely colleague in estates.
‘Fuckin’ Jerry tried to give me a massage again today, I can’t wait to get home to my pregnant pillow’
by Mr pregnant pillow December 1, 2017

How you describe a proposed recreational activity to a girl to alleviate most of her "automatic" (i.e., uncertainties that would typically occur to her "right off the bat" whenever anything unfamiliar is suggested to her) concerns .
Telling a cutie that, "It's easy, fun, free, legal, calorie-free, and won't get you pregnant" when you wanna give her an "all over" massage is fine and dandy,. but how can you be so sure that this will all be true? I mean, just **you** try and "keep it in your pants" when you have a luscious-fleshed girl lying naked and submissive in front of you!
by QuacksO January 4, 2020

by madempinky January 4, 2024
