a seedy loser who hangs around on dating websites, their profile equipped with a photo of a good looking person who does not resemble them in the slightest. They then proceed to message people for "sexy chats".
"How did it go with that guy who messaged you last night?"
"He was a real pofvert, worse than the other one who messaged the night before who at least had all his own teeth"
"He was a real pofvert, worse than the other one who messaged the night before who at least had all his own teeth"
by kitschnkarma April 28, 2010
Get the pofvert mug.One of the most overused words in the english language, especially by teens, and is probably one of the dumbest words as well. A poser is supposed to describe a person who pretends to be something they aren't and/or like something they don't. This word is too broadly used, and puts down people who want to try new things and want to get away from their past likings. I think it's a dumb word and the person who first used it should be punched in the family jewels.
idiot: Omg John is such a poser he wears Etnies and doesn't skate!!!
me: Why? because he likes their clothes?
idiot 2: Chris is a poser because he listens to punk but isn't really into punk
me: How do you think punk bands make money? from hardcore punks buying their CDs? They'd all go bankrupt in days if that was true, and punk music isn't just for a special group of people dumbass
correct person: Nicks a poser cause he
me: Why? because he likes their clothes?
idiot 2: Chris is a poser because he listens to punk but isn't really into punk
me: How do you think punk bands make money? from hardcore punks buying their CDs? They'd all go bankrupt in days if that was true, and punk music isn't just for a special group of people dumbass
correct person: Nicks a poser cause he
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Get the poverty wagon mug.The act of a very not metal/normal person giving the horns to something that they think is acceptable. Often followed by a severe punch in the face from a metal head if in the vicinity.
Chet: "Cool I got an A- on my math test!" (gives poser horns (however oblivious of them being anything but normal horns) to noone in particular)
Chris: "BITCH!" (Pummels severely)
Chris: "BITCH!" (Pummels severely)
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Get the poser horns mug.Mary, Nettie, Lorraine, and Lizette try so hard to make everyone believe that they are into the Rockabilly scene when in fact they are just pathetic posers.
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