Porcelain Tub. The rarest of all female asses that utterly confuses men of all races and religions. Like a porcelain tub it is very large, very hard, and very smooth. It is also known for its ability to stand up to a lot of abuse (durable) and retain heat similar to a porcelain tub. Female porcelain tubs have been known to induce psychosis especially in african-american or latino men.
Ohhh shiiitttt. Look at that fat ass! Hold up --- that shits not jiggling for shit. That girl got a porcelain tub!
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An instrument played by using the toilet when all you have to give it is the air from your ass in different strengths to create a combination of high and low pitched notes.
After a long night of eating chimichangas, I had the pleasure of playing the porcelain harmonica and was able to play a version of Beethoven’s “Symphony No. 6” with the beautiful instrument.
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Todd: Nah man, I was blowing chunks, not dicks. Was like some sort of Porcelain BJ, sloppy as hell.
Todd: Nah man, I was blowing chunks, not dicks. Was like some sort of Porcelain BJ, sloppy as hell.
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