Shit pooper

poops shit

“This Shit pooper hasn’t shit out of their ass yet.”

by fistedyourmom September 4, 2021

You just got pooed on

A phrase which many school children will use when another pupil gets told off by they're teacher.

A boy throws a paper plane in class. The teacher sees him and tells him off... you would say to the boy... You just got pooed on

by Smileitsmonday June 18, 2012

Poopdeck Patty

The "Bottom" position for a Butt Pirate. The fem as opposed to butch.

The boy was nothing but a Poopdeck Patty to the rest of the guys at the leather bar. Arrrggg., there she blows!

by Big Taint Atl August 14, 2008

poopeedoo

Sort of like saying, "toodeloo", only implies that you are headed for the bathroom.

Maurice said, "poopeedoo, be right back!" to indicate that he was headed for the bathroom.

by Someonefromearth October 20, 2009

Poopdeath

1. A blanket term used to describe particularly awful, vile or horrid feelings, smells, tastes, people, performances, stomach viruses, issues of indigestion, appearances or general suckiness.

2. Alternatively, because poop is "the shit" and there's a certain romance and chicness associated with death, in ironic hipster-like fashion poopdeath may be used as a positive adjective used to describe things that are cool, trendy or aesthetically-pleasing.

1. Oh dear god, I feel like poopdeath.

"Dude, last night Metropolitan smelled like poopdeath."
"I know. Someone had a poopdeath all over the stall. I saw it."

That Chipotle did not sit well with me. I had a visit from the poopdeath last night.

Well that was a poopdeath performance.

2. OMG. I love your outfit. It's way poopdeath.

"This place is so poopdeath!"
"Totes poopdeath."

by setoburrito September 16, 2011

Pooper Stupor

When a gentleman is so sauced that he attempts to stick a finger in his ladies' front bottom but accidentally hits her balloon knot.

Man, Ethan was so fucked up last night he tried to finger that chick but pulled a pooper stupor instead!

by The Real Chas April 28, 2017

Johnny poopdicking

When a drunk girl explosively shits herself in and around your home and you proceed to rinse her off in your roommate's shower. In doing so, you become turned on and join the soiled girl in the poo-stained shower and proudly have sex with her.

(Insert name) had a crazy party last night and ended up Johnny poopdicking.

by Japes5787 June 4, 2014