poonis

a peice of poo that resembles a penis.

I had a poo the other day that was a total poonis

by LilJOnwhattt: August 12, 2005

pooning

1. the act of nuzzling into another's inner thigh

2. a nude run through the streets after midnight

1. "oh god. look at rhonda and jim. pooning in public? get a room!"
2. "hakeem got really drunk last night and pooned down wilshire"

by georgia phyllis April 4, 2008

poonatorium

the proverbial "hall" or "venue" in which a male reaches on his extensive and skill crafted journey to find the "poon" and obtain his manhood... A regular series of journeys occur after the "poonatorium" is discovered for the first time.

Manuel rounded second then third base with ease, when suddenly he realized he had reached the doorway of the "poonatorium."

by Sue_z_q October 25, 2006

Poontaker

Noun- Stemming from the Latin root Poonius Tactus, Poontaker is derived from a misspelling of the word "Roommate" using the texting application T9. Used in latin and then later seen in old english as Poontankium, a "Poontaker" is someone in your house who is very calming to others around them when doing their business, as confirmed by the scholarly and diplomatic lingua franca of Europe.

- Do you know anyone who is looking a new poontaker?

-I have some of the worst poontakers around.

-My poontaker keeps eating all my food.

-When im stressed, i just look to my poontaker for a little r and r.

by WhatwordsyouspeakingFrenchy June 27, 2009

Poontachas

The act of getting alotta ass

Shlomo and Benisti get the most poontachas

by Poontachas September 9, 2010

poonified

to have a kick-ass time with a rich personality

My life was so boring until I met Alex, then it became poonified.

by wamie April 28, 2011

Ponit

A person who is highly annoying, but yet very fun to hang out with basically because they are fun to make fun of. They dont realize how annoying they are and sometimes blow things way out of proportion

That chick over there with the high voice and creepy face is freaking out about a stain on her shirt...damn she is such a ponit

by Brooke Schroeder October 15, 2007