poonis

A penis sitting in, or placed next to, fecal matter.

"Crikey Gerald, you got yourself a mighty fine poonis there!"

by Darrel Summers November 7, 2007

poobicare

The hair in between your bum cheeks.

Mary licked Toms poobicare.

by Dannyl16 January 23, 2006

Poonis

a mix between two items, a dick or penis and a poo. together they make a poo-nis, get it? good. it has many disriptions: a piece of poo shaped like a penis, when you have runny poo, when you poo on your boner, a word to replace stuff and a burn.

u: look in the toilet
guy: holy crap! thats a large penis shaped poo!
u: its a poonis!

u: uhg!!!!!!
toilet: (splatter splatter)
u: ew a poonis its all runny

u: what a hot babe
your penis: (sproing)
u: oh shit I pooed on my boner, a poonis has occured

zac: oh no i dropped my jewish hat, can you pick it up?
u: what your jewish poonis?

matt: you suck
U: go die in a hole with poonis' in it

by The Random guy April 25, 2006

POONIS

the genitalia of a hermaphrodite (part poon and part penis)

by David September 28, 2003

Poonch

A poon punch. A punch to a woman's genitals. Used when a woman is acting up and disobeying her man. Also applies to bitch ass dudes.

Dude, is that a salad? I'm bouta poonch you if you don't toss that shit

by PoonchmasterX September 16, 2010

Poonce

Derived from the word "poon" and "pounce"

A Poonce is a man who is incredibly slick and suave when in the presence of a lady. This man has a severely high chance on getting a woman to go to bed with him.

The determining factor in determining whether someone is being a Poonce is whether or not they are classy.CLASSY IS KEY.

James Bond is the king of Poonces

by Bozz hajj December 17, 2008

Poodick

A mexican who thinks he is all that but he actually aint. Sometimes from southern united states and goes to high school. Also thinks he is better and always talks about fighting someone.

Eliud Rosalas is a poodick for sayin shit about fighting me.

by south terrebonne April 27, 2009