punting

When a woman fucks a man in the ass with a strap-on. In other words, kicking the ball to the other team.

I walked in on Jane punting John and I almost puked.

by Bert Skills October 23, 2003

ponking

ponking is the act of wanking whilst having a shit, in short, mastashitting
v. ponk
n. ponker

am going to the toilet for a ponk, be back in 20 mins
Matt N. loves ponking

by mattynic October 8, 2005

posting bulletins

steming from myspace.com. it refers to calling someone out infront of a audience.

oh my gosh, I can't believe you went home with that guy last night (while at dinner with 4 friends)

reply: why are you posting bulletins?

by nick warren November 12, 2007

Mom-panting

The act of telling a friend they are unknowingly embarrassing themselves.

Caitlin, you wear the same kind of pants as your Mother.

by Boss Hog June 30, 2004

ping ponging

when a guy's eyes dart back and forth from a girl's eyes to her chest

Don was ping ponging as he was talkin to me.

by irishchick June 27, 2005

posting on ud

When you post on UD (urban dictionary), DO NOT POST THE FOLOWING:
an insult towards a real person ("carol's a lesbo") is not allowed and'll probably be rejected.

also, NO PHONE #'S

If your posts are just pointless, they'll probably not make it through editing withought being plucked ot

There is'nt much of a problem with getting political, but it may also be removed, just not as often.

AAANNND that's pretty much it...for now

person1:hmmm i think i'll just post this discouraging message containing phone #'s

person2: (after reciving offensive post) why, oh why do idiots have to post phone #'s and peronal information. they shold have read this message before posting on ud

by twinmill5000 March 24, 2007

Pottinger

Switch the N and G in pottinger and you get the deadliest insult

Person 1: Yo pottinger!
Pottinger: Stfu im reporting you

by peterguan February 12, 2020