One who against all medical advice and common sense decides to not just lift weights at the gym, but instead decides to lift ALL of them. Platform pirates are often spotted on the platform with red faces, bulging neck veins and a general sense of pissed-off-ness not just at the impossibility of lifting the weight, but of the world.
Person A: Hey Schmicky! Look over there, that f***er is making away with all our weights like a drunken sailor making off with wenches.
Person B: That's not a sailor, that's a f***ing Platform Pirate! Don't f*** with him, he's on a mission!
Person B: That's not a sailor, that's a f***ing Platform Pirate! Don't f*** with him, he's on a mission!
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Get the Platform Pirate mug.A very specfic group of Jamaican Pirates that sell Jelly Coconuts on the side of the road. Most concentrated population in the Negril area near the bush man rastas. One can tell the individual is a genuine Jelly Pirate by his gruff demeanor, dirty wifebeater, Natty ponytail, dark sunglasses and the signature call of "Drink Up All Of Di Wata Baybi". Don't be to alarmed the Jelly Pirate's bark is much worse than his bite.
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