Piper

Piper is a funny, sweet, outgoing girl. She can be very shy at first but will very soon ease and open up as you get to know her. She is the life of the party 🎉. You should never leave her out. She can turn very emotional very quickly. She is a true friend to keep, she will always have your back no matter what. Shes a great girlfriend and can get freaky🥵. She tends to be very selfless of herself giving so much attention to her friends. She makes many people fall for her but has a very goofy side. Her common acts of kindness really attract others. She’s usually not the top of the popular ranks but is still up there. She’s very self conscious and what she wears based off what others say. She wants to be loved by everyone and deserves more attention. She wants to be loved and have a handsome HUNK 🤑. Jk ....maybe

Danny: Damn look at her.
Piper:Hi! (Waves and smiles)
Danny: I’m in love! 😍

by TRUE GURL DEFINITELY October 20, 2019

Stoner Pipeline

A result of the natural phenomenon of social networking via cannabis smoking, the Stoner Pipeline is a system of individuals who are acquainted or closer to each other solely because they both share the characteristic of being a marijuana smoker a.k.a. a stoner.

Every true stoner has their own personal Stoner Pipeline (whether they know it or not) consisting of all the people they know that smoke. A true stoner holds these people differently than others. A true stoner sees another stoner as a sort of brethren. A mutual sense of respect connects these true stoners, because both are active in something illegal and what they were taught not to do, yet they live it and love it.

Regions that have smaller stoner populations actually have stronger Stoner Pipelines connection. The less stoners there are in an area, the closer and more dependent the stoners are on each other. In these sort of regions people can become best friends as soon as they find out the other is a stoner.

-How do you know Davy?
-Through the Stoner Pipeline.
-Huh?
-.....I bought weed from him one time.
-Oh.

by Jack Fraust October 14, 2009

Cleaning the pipes

Anglo-American slang term used to describe the act of mastubation in order to empty one's testicles of a thick, fat, juicy load of baby-batter in order to start a newer batch.
Or, in the case of the film 'There's Something About Mary,' the theory that "cleaning your pipes" will steady your nerves before a date because your body will not think you are trying to have sex because you will have tricked it into thinking you have done already...

"Percy spent two hours cleaning his pipes because he hadn't shot his load for four days."

"Hey Gordon, you should clean your pipes before seeing Jennifer tonight, it'll steady your nerves."

by Stuart Fletcher November 3, 2004

lay some pipe

vulgar slang for sexual intercourse

That chick is smokin' hot, I'd like to lay some pipe on her.

by Charles Uwe December 4, 2003

piped telly

Irish slang for cable television.

We just got piped telly in our gaff.

by kfly September 5, 2008

pipe-ish

an attractive/sexy male who possesses many a desirable qualities including being: dangerously handsome, funny (in both the laugh with/ at manner), magically inclined (tah dah!), sweet in disposition, the inspiration for a rare, valuable, and desirable international currency, an absolute nerd, and muscular in stature/ jacked! Also those defined as pipe-ish may display the following characteristics: they have a highly addictive personality and should steer clear of games containing gambling, hexigons, monkeys, and multi-coloured cubes, in addition they are considered quite adorable in the sense that they are easily adored and respected by all who are lucky enough to know them! :)

That tall male with the long hair (hahaha) is completely pipe-ish!

by Lance Gymbo January 7, 2008

Pipered

To be so shitfaced you have no idea where you are or what you're doing. Generally leads to self urination and spewing in public places whilst yelling phrases which can't be made sense of.

Damn that dj is Pipered!!

by Ryzie January 1, 2014