Cotton Picking

Sticking your penis in a fat girls belly button. To clean a girls belly button with your penis.

John was blind and mistakenly fucked fat Jenny in the belly button instead of her pussie. She loves cotton picking.

Savio fucked Juanita in her belly pussie. He exclaimed, "Puta, Im cotton picking!"

by mrkansas July 9, 2011

ponking

ponking is the act of wanking whilst having a shit, in short, mastashitting
v. ponk
n. ponker

am going to the toilet for a ponk, be back in 20 mins
Matt N. loves ponking

by mattynic October 8, 2005

Pocket Picking

When your balls are itchy but you don't want to publicly scratch them, so you put your hands into your pockets and scratch your balls so nobody can see.

1) "Are you pocket picking your balls?"

"Yeah man, my balls have been itching all day!"

"Well at least pocket picking will prevent anybody from seeing you scratch your balls"

2) "My balls itch, i think I'm gonna pocket pick them"

by Slicklizard August 16, 2010

picking your cheese

Attempting to remove, your underwear from your butt crack in other words, removing your wedgy out of your bum hole.

Hey gurl, where you just picking your cheese?

by EDGAHHHHH January 19, 2009

Pinning

The act of getting browned/blacked out at the bowling alley, usually resulting in throwing a ball into a neighboring lane, pissing off old fat guys (bowlers). Can also include vomiting, fighting, or shitting your pants on the lane.

Cody is pinning so hard tonight... he just puked all over his bowling ball, and then threw himself down the lane!

by D-Raz800 December 26, 2011

prinking

Short for "pre-noon drinking" or getting drunk before noon.

Woke up early so I could start prinking before the day got too stressful.

by mebemunky November 7, 2014

Pilking

The act of inflating your skin flute, or skin hose, with a toothpick covered in oil

I cannot wait to do some pilking with my buddy Kyle!

by DiaperBuster June 13, 2023