Pilot

1: The Operator of an Airborne Vehicle such as an Aircraft, Helicopter, Gyrocopter or Glider.

2: Someone under instruction of a Pilot with the intent to learn to operate an airborne Vehicle

3: The First episode of a TV series

1: We are waiting for the Pilot to finish the Takeoff checks before we take off

2: I want to be a Pilot

3: Did you catch the Pilot episode of Stargate Atlantis?

by TrentH April 28, 2005

trouser pilot

Anyone who would like to play with your "joystick".

"Oh Monica! God bless your soul! You sure make for a wonderful trouser pilot! I bet you could suck-start a Harley"! or... "Bill was a natural trouser pilot- he could suck the chrome off a trailer hitch"!... mmm

by Scrabbleddie August 5, 2007

Hangar Pilot

Someone who works on aircraft and sits in the cockpit pretending to fly, because they cant become a pilot for some reason.

Also see garage racing

"Look its dave, the hangar pilot"

by Richyboy March 12, 2006

turd pilot

One who drives a flying turd.

The turd pilot is heading this way.

by scottbo February 18, 2008

Airline Pilot

1. Leaps tall buildings in a single bound. Is more powerful than a speeding bullet, walks on water, and discusses policy with The King. Is higher in rank than a multiengine pilot.

Whoa! Look at the airline pilot all spiffy in his uniform!

by Da Moose November 18, 2003

rug pilot

A rug pilot is a term used for dot heads. This phrase originates from the old stories of magic carpets in the old Arab countries.

That stupid rug pilot doesn't speak a word of English.

by ACloseFollowing June 30, 2004

pilfergifting

The act of taking the posession(s) of another person, and then giving them to a different person during a holiday season.

I definitely just pilfergifted my little sister's Malibu Barbie to Todd.

or

Sir, I'm sorry but you've been caught pilfergifting from innocent children.

by .Ryan. January 14, 2007