When one orders food at a restaurant, eats anywhere from 75-99% of it, and proceeds to explain to the waiter/waitress that the food isn't correctly cooked, wasn't the correct order, etc... In hopes of replacing said order with a new one.
*ate 3/4 pancakes*
Kid: "Excuse me sir these pancakes are not cooked correctly, may I have a plate of chicken fingers"
Waiter: "this kids gotta be petering me"
Kid: "Excuse me sir these pancakes are not cooked correctly, may I have a plate of chicken fingers"
Waiter: "this kids gotta be petering me"
by Morning_wood August 20, 2013

Your the biggest male hoe.
by agata December 23, 2003

(verb) to peter is the act of feeling up ones girlfriend in front of all your friends in a relatives house
by link from zelda September 7, 2009

1. When someone cuts you off when you are speaking because you are taking too long to say something.
2. Being told to get to the point because you are speaking too slow.
3. Verbose speaking leads to being hurried up.
2. Being told to get to the point because you are speaking too slow.
3. Verbose speaking leads to being hurried up.
by Leena May 5, 2005

another word for penis
by Ieatpussyman February 13, 2009

Verb
a reigatian term for stealing. If something has gone missing, someone (namely Peters himself) has peters-ed it. A peters-ed incident is identifiable as something that is completely useless in purpose or value, and has gone missing. those that spot this burglary should all utter in unison PETERS..
can also describe lying on ones back when about to score in hockey. one who performs this seemingly impossible feat is said to be in a state of peters.
a reigatian term for stealing. If something has gone missing, someone (namely Peters himself) has peters-ed it. A peters-ed incident is identifiable as something that is completely useless in purpose or value, and has gone missing. those that spot this burglary should all utter in unison PETERS..
can also describe lying on ones back when about to score in hockey. one who performs this seemingly impossible feat is said to be in a state of peters.
'peters came to my house last weekend, and peters-ed my guitar amp. i only found out when he told me.'
'theres a ball missing from this atom arrangement diagram.. PETERS..'
look at that peters lying on the ground when the cross came in..
'theres a ball missing from this atom arrangement diagram.. PETERS..'
look at that peters lying on the ground when the cross came in..
by bigfathobbit November 24, 2009
