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PENIS PENIS PENIS

A comeback used to render an insulting person's opinion invalid.
John: You suck

Steve: PENIS PENIS PENIS

John: ...
by mjbrooks194 March 20, 2009
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Penis Pie

A large pastry dish constructed out of phallic organs, usually baked.
May I offer you some hefty quantities of my very own penis pie?
by coolguy16v May 27, 2003
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Penis in the popcorn

The act of hiding one's penis in popcorn, so that when someone else reaches for a handful, they are instead grabbing a meaty surprise. This is often accomplished when a couple is at the movies, since the victim's focus is on the film instead of what he or she is reaching for.

When using a popcorn bag (or cardboard bucket), it is easiest to cut a hole in the bottom and insert the erect penis into it, effectively camouflaging the weapon. A more difficult method is with a bowl, in which the penis must simply be laid across the diameter of the bowl.
"Dominic and I were watching March of the Penguins last night, and when I went to reach for the Redenbacher's, he got me with the old penis in the popcorn trick again! I got a different buttery, salty snack than I was hoping for."
by The Popper March 4, 2009
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Paris Hilton

1. A hotel in paris where the doors are always open.
2. A girl who's father owns the hotel. The girls doors are also always open.
3. A synonym for Kansas: Flat, White, and easy to get into. (cite, uncyclopedia, article, paris hilton).
1. Me and my family would like to stay in the bottom floor of the Paris Hilton
2. Me and my penis would like to stay in the bottom floor of Paris Hilton.
3. "We're not in Paris Hilton anymore"
by portapussman August 3, 2010
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penis wink

When you jack off a male and the hole of his penis looks like its winking at you .
by tricia n sondra November 12, 2007
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Penis Funk

The smell that comes with a stinky cock. Similar to fromunder Cheese
I need to take a bath to get rid of this penis funk.
by GJakLang84 January 30, 2009
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parising

Excesivly spoiling your child, relative, or loved one. To the point that the person can just spend their time doing whatever they want.
You bought your kid an xbox and a wii; Your totally parising them.

Stop parising your sister and make her get a job.
by Oncomingstorm7 December 15, 2008
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