Period

1. Torture for a guy lasting one week.

2. Excuse for a girl to not please a guy.

3. The worst thing God ever created.

dude1: hows the love life?
dude2: Well, right now it sucks, Mary is on her period.
dude1: Ouch, hang in there buddy.

by B.G. Cav January 07, 2008

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Period

A boyfriends most hated time of the month. Quite possibly more of a pain in the ass than it is for the girl.

Girlfriend: God.... Cramps.....
Boyfriend: ....Period...? (Please god no.)
Girlfriend: Yeah.
Boyfriend: FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Turdsandwich121 February 17, 2010

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the worst thing ever

"can we fuck"said mike

"no im on my period"said jessica

"WHAT THE FUCK!!!!" mike said

by maggot for life May 10, 2009

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Torture

Person A : Stop!!! I'm on my period
Elmo : Rockie, you're a rock
Person A : Well, being tortured like this is just like periods
Elmo : I'll show you what it's like to have period
*Elmo proceeds to stab rockie in the balls and squash them
Elmo : Anyways
*Kisses Peter Griffin
Elmo : I will never let you get hurt by anyone
Peter : Ok my sugar poo
*Makes out for 4 hours

by 10,11 buff cat June 07, 2022

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When you have your period you get a really fine body or a terrible body . A period is a sign to tell us to be more mature and tells us that we are women .

Lady - Hello there ! I hope you have a nice day !
Girl - You can tell she got her period early.

by FUBGYA April 29, 2019

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