penile squeegee

The act of rubbing one's penis against his partner's anus in order to remove external feces after anal penetration.

(penile squeegee in action) "Will you squeegee for me when you're done? I'm tired of the skid-marks in my underwear."

by Stud Monkey October 8, 2008

penilized

waking up to a giant penis on your face; usualy drawn with a black perminant marker

that nikka Rodney penilized me after i passed out on his couch

by GBL August 12, 2008

penile commander 2000

We actually don't know what a penile commander 2000 is, but we DO know, that it comes with batteries (batteries not included), it glowes in the dark, emits radiation and comes with 6 attachments, has a strapon tool belt, a safety guard (may dismember limbs and cause child molestation urges).
Flashing lights and animations not included.
Approptiate safety gear required.

The penile commander 2000 is the perfect gift for the necrophiliac in your family.

Warning: Not intended for use by loved ones.

by Mewoizraccoondogfuckerlizsabrina January 3, 2008

Penile Mutilation

This is when a demon comes into ur room at night and shoves a large object or a power drill into your penis. Thus destroying your penis entirely and making you a chick. Ways to prevent the demons from coming in ur room: wear a male chastity belt, take a shite and draw a cross on ur door with the shit in the name of allah, hide ur cock in ur bed partner. If you get penis mutilated you become a penis mutilating demon, and are force to go around town shoving snickers and what not into other mens penises.

Omg Todd why is there a snickers in ur bloody ripped open penis!? Jimbo
Idk It must have been one of those evil penile mutilation demons!

by PhagPhucker April 1, 2008

Perilous Benefit

A Dangerous operation that will most likley end up causing you to fall down a hole and Break at least 12 bones, that or it will bring you pain from a homosexual FBI agent

This Robbery sounds like Perilous benefit to me

by SwissCheeseMan September 20, 2004

Perilcomboculate

Perilcomboculate means Die

Go Perilcomboculate you fag!

by timexploded May 29, 2009

Penile Scrump

A compound word, initially derived from the word Scrump (a verb which means 'to steal apples from an orchard'). The compound therefore is an act of stealing apples from an orchard, with ones cock.

Brian and Greg were so hungry that Penile Scrumping suddenly became a very tasteful proposition.

by omenofthedeep May 18, 2009