perfaf

Perfect as fuck

Room 335 is so perfaf.

by Rad33 September 28, 2013

Perfect

Someone who is perfect for you in every single way. They have what you want, they are what you need, and they give you back rubs and take care of you in every way they can. They are perfect because you want to do the same for them. You want to be everything they need as well. They are so perfect that when you tell them they are perfect they don’t even believe you. They see flaws that you can’t see, and even though you know those flaws are perfect, they won’t believe you. When someone is perfect, they don’t know it. They might not ever know it. But you do. You know how perfect their brown eyes are when they decide to smile. You know how perfect they are, in how they speak, how they walk, how they tell you they love you. If you find someone who is perfect, it does not matter how far away they are, what they look like (even if they are handsome as hell) or that you have to stand on your tip toes to kiss them. Nothing can get in the way when you want them. Not doubts, time, distance or money. If you find someone perfect, you don’t ever let them go. Ever.

Matt is perfect. I won’t let my perfect go.

by Sophí’s definitions July 9, 2018

Perfect Height, No Bucket

When horse fuckers ride up on the rump of the horse and find that their ding dong presses perfectly against the brown eye of gods beautiful creation.

John: “ God that horse is a majestic creature. Absolutely sexy..”

David: “ That’s a prime example of Perfect Height, No Bucket if i’ve ever seen one, wouldn’t ya say cowboy?”

by Kevin Kofoid March 30, 2019

Perfectionist Paralysis

When a project slows to a standstill due to ... hold on let me think. How should I phrase this?

see Paralysis of Analysis.

The development of Duke Nukem Forever has suffered from a decades worth of perfectionist paralysis.

by ProtonBreath March 15, 2011

perfect

An unatainable and boring condition that kills people in its pursuit.

Perfect compared to what?

by jwill January 17, 2004

perfact

It is anything that comes with a fact.

Ft/fact (feet perfact)

by perfect guy November 23, 2013

Perfect boyfriend

A perfect boyfriend is one who loves you and cares for you no matter what. He looks past physical features and digs in deep to find your golden personality. A perfect boyfriend is the person you can't live without. and maybe, it might be the guy you're thinking about right now:)

perfect boyfriend

by Nikki_bam_bam December 18, 2011