Solaris Perceptous

The natural phenomenon wherein the solar rays run out of energy approximately 18 inches above the surface of the earth. This is the reason that one can be outdoors, obtain a sunburn on their face, torso and upper extremities whilst their legs remain paler than a sheet of copy paper.

Due to Solaris perceptous, I am forced to walk on my hands just so I can get some color on my legs.

by JizzCaster69 June 26, 2014

so percent

When something is so cool or good that it is 100%.

That zoot is so percent.

by Mrs Yolo Swaggins March 30, 2014

Period Perception

When a woman's judgement and feeling toward another person is changed due to their period.

S: So my friends girlfriend went to the show with us tonight

J: ugh. I hate her.

S: you've never met her....
J: i probably don't hate her. It's just period perception

by SKurp December 1, 2014

29 percent

When you phone or electronic needs to be charged and it feels like the end of the world

Guy, hey, dude can I borrow your phone charger? My phone is only at 29 percent
Other guy, sorry dude your screwed

by magcongirl619 October 17, 2015

Cunt percentage

Cunt percentage is the percentage of cunts in a particular city or per capita.

Roanoke Virginia has a very high cunt percentage.

by Cunts-R-Us August 9, 2016

hundred-percenter

Someone who is trusted implicity one hundred-percent.

Everybody you about to meet in this room is a hundred-percenter.

by robrobbyluv1byluv1 May 13, 2016

Russian Percentage

A seriously mishandled percentage, generally referring to a set of percentages that exceed 100%. Usually the total sum is then alluded to being 140%. Also used to sarcastically cast doubt on a statement of 100%, insinuating that the actual percentage is lower (100 out of a 140, for example)

Derived from the Russian parliamentary election of 2011, where some TV reports claimed a voter turnout of 146%, sparking allegations of voter fraud and becoming an internet meme.

see also: 140% Russia

A: I'm 100% sure of that!
(A turns out wrong)
B: Those were Russian percentages, eh?

-or-

A: I'll do that 100% certainly until tomorrow!
B: Is that out of a 100 or a 140 percent?

by Lord_Shmebulock May 16, 2018