pendu

Indian word meaning simpleton or simplistic person. Usually used to refer to villagers.

That Jack is such a pendu, he doesn't even know how to turn on the t.v!

by rss August 22, 2003

pendu

An international fraud whose biggest achievement is being compared to Messi. When you miss him, you can call Norwich and he will appear but never scream LIverpool because he is known for being dissapeared in a big game. He loves scoring penalties because he cannot score otherwise. He is finished and has just recently signed to a team which plays in the Saudi Arabian league while the true Goat Messi won the world cup some weeks ago. If you want to make him cry, scream Morroco

When I finished my test, I said Pendu, The teacher knew that I was finished.
Kung Fu Pendu- the penalty taker
Hunting Norwich with Pendu.

by PenduFanPage January 5, 2023

Daven Peng

An adult with an extreme liking for physical fitness. One who has achieve peak performance, but still strives for more. Daven Peng will hold an airchair for 4 minutes and 27 seconds on any given day. Daven Peng looks to be the strongest person ever, and wants to achieve said label by the age of 26. It is said to be that in 1432 BC, and warrior by name of Daventias Pengala teamed up with a shaman chief to destroy the evil Lord Oquendo, and were able to defeat him due to his extreme laziness. That warrior is said to be reborn as the present day Daven Peng.

OMG DAVEN PENG HAS SUCH HUGE MUSCLES

by Taunis August 29, 2010

penguinisation

the act of scrunching together to preserve warmth.

Ah it's so fricking cold, penguinisation must begin NOW!

by penguinsrule August 4, 2005

Penguin Slide

The sexual act of a many sledding down a hill, while the women is on all fours at the bottom, and perfectly aiming his penis into her vagina

Dude I totally gave her The Penguin Slide.

by Centrillia January 3, 2011

The Penguin

Oswald Chesterfield "Penguin" Cobblepot is a fictional character, a supervillain who appears in comic books published by DC Comics. He is known as one of Batman's oldest and most persistent enemies. Artist Bob Kane and writer Bill Finger introduced him in Detective Comics #58 (December 1941). The Penguin is a short, round man known for his love of birds and his specialized high-tech umbrellas. A mobster and thief, he fancies himself as being a "gentleman of crime;" his nightclub business provides a cover for criminal activity, which Batman sometimes uses as a source of criminal underworld information. According to Kane the character was inspired from the then advertising mascot of Kool cigarettes – a penguin with a top hat and cane. Finger thought the image of high-society gentlemen in tuxedos was reminiscent of emperor penguins.

The Penguin is a Gotham City crimelord with a deformed physical appearance who fights Batman. Despite the penguin-like appearance that led to his nickname, he is a ruthlessly cunning criminal genius operating out of his nightclub the Iceberg Lounge. Having dealt with mockery of his stature from an early age, he has dedicated himself to inspiring respect and fear through his exploits. His standard weapon is an umbrella with different gadgets lethal and otherwise hidden inside of it. He has been a member of the Injustice League, Secret Society of Super-Villains and Suicide Squad. Penguin was created by Bob Kane and Bill Finger, first appearing in Detective Comics #58. (1941)

by The Centurion December 24, 2014

pengued

railing a girl so hard in the va-jj or the tail pipe that she waddles out of the room like a penguin would

hey man , i pengued this girl so hard last night , she's now in a wheel chair.

by 32 saunby boys October 20, 2010