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Peanut Buttered My Classes

The act of missing all of your classes schedule for the day. The

wittiness of the phrase comes from the fact that you skipped all of your classes, hence the brand of peanut butter, "Skippy".
Whoa dude Chettle, I bunged up today, I peanut buttered my classes....skippy
by Henrik Chettleburg October 24, 2011
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Peanut Butter Hot

1) Someone or something that is so hot, it makes you unable to talk or walk.

Alternate pronunciation: peanut buttuh hot (Northeast).
Oh my god, did you see the new girl in school? She is peanut buttuh hot!!

After I wax my car, I remember how peanut butter hot I thought it was when I bought it
by DSlim2 January 14, 2012
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Peanut Butter Hand-Shake

A prank where you accidentally or intentionally get shit on your fingers (see Peanut Butter Fingers) then shake the hand of a friend (or enemy)
To get even with my ole buddy Brian I believe I'll give him a Peanut Butter Hand-Shake
by nibbles1969 February 12, 2015
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peanut butter woo woo

The pasty formation consiststing of Smegma and moist anal drippings that collect in or around the male genitalia.
After the gang bang I had so much peanut butter woo woo built up I needed a putty knife to get it off
by Bcapt2 February 3, 2017
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Peanut butter jelly sammich

When your girl eats smucker’s jam out of your Anus while jerking you off with whole wheat bread
“Hey babe, can I get one of your world famous peanut butter jelly sammiches”?
by Penisbutterandjam October 12, 2018
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Peanut butter

A pasty jar of Shelly boi's that are sadly crushed to their death to make a delicious snack. You can but it on bread but not celery because well... that's just plain weird
the peanut butter was used to get me out of the railing
by MEMELORDLEROY April 22, 2019
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Peanut butter and jamming

A woman inserts a peanut butter jar in her vagina with the lid facing out. The guy removes the lid and jams his penis inside the peanut butter jar.
John: so my girl put a peanut butter jar in her pussy the other night and I fucked it inside her
James: is call that peanut butter and jamming.
by Yeetman420 May 11, 2019
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