taco patty

A gnarly shit, brought on by the consumption of Taco Bell or other substandard Mexican food.

It resembles a cow patty made from grpund beef, beans, and diarrhea.

A taco patty is often spicy, and leaves the victim scrambling to wipe as quickly as possible.

A) Sorry to leave so soon, but I'm going to spatter a taco patty!

B) The $5 Value Box from Taco Bell had Juanita ready to drop a taco patty before she'd even finished her lunch.

by Rip Nuance September 17, 2017

krabby patty

1) parents call their children this when the child is being grumpy. I find it annoying.

2) the object on spongebob that plankton is always trying to get. he always fails, I say just give up.

1) "quit being such a krabby patty."
"shut up mom."

2) "curse you mr. krabbs!"

by butterflier95 March 20, 2010

White Patty

An African American slang word used to describe a Caucasian girl.

Hey White Patty, watchudoinroun here? I'ma gonna beat yo ass!

by White Patty July 11, 2010

patty g

A sexy lad that fucks bitches in the bathroom and cafeterias.

Damn I'm pulling a Patty G and fucking my girl in the bathroom !

by DUHHMONEY December 24, 2016

patty sack

when a males scrotum makes a light clapping sound on the females vagina or butt.

i came home from work and asked my girlfriend if we could play a game of patty sack.

by jrunning0268 January 13, 2009

skull patty

When you shit your pants and put your dirty underwear on yo bitches head.

i got totally messed up at a party last weekend and gave my girl a skull patty when i got home. that's the last time we eat mexican before drinking.

by wickedfnracer July 7, 2010

Patty Pleaser

Commonly referenced term for a man's dick.

I'd like to jam her with my Patty Pleaser!!!

by Dr. CAndy Awesomefaces! August 16, 2008