Pansexual

When you wanna fuck pans

Some pansexual: I wanna fuck a pan so bad

A normal person: Can you please fuck off

by AJ the kid January 20, 2019

Durtay Painus

A hilarious way to say 'dirty penis'. Use it in video games very repetitively to make a person, who is criticizing everyone on their team or something else that is extrememly annoying and uncalled for, angry to the point that they would shit themselves.

Person: COME ON GUYS U R FUCKING SUCKING! IM THE ONLY ONE FUCKING HERE THAT ISN'T SHOVING THEIR CONTROLLER UP THEIR ASS!
You: Wat I I I can't understand you. U have a very durtay durtay painus in your mouth.
Person: Wait WHAT????
You: I said you have a very durtay painus in your mouth
Person: SHUT THE FUCK UP KID!
You: You have take that durtay durtay painus out of your mouth. I cant understand you.
Person: ILL FUCKING RAPE YOUR HEAD OFF YOU SHIT FACED LITTLE FUCKER!!!!
You: Now what you have to do is take that durtay durtay painus right out of your mouth.

by An Observant Listener September 1, 2009

Pansexual

Someone who has a interest or sexual yearning for pans.

"Wow that pansexual sure loves that baking pan."

by Booty411 June 23, 2016

pansexual

attracted to bread and/or kitchen pans

1. damn i love this loaf of bread i got right here. im sooo pan.

2. i know this may be a little weird, but i want you to meet my girlfriend. this is panny the frying pan. dont judge me, im pansexual. i love her

by frickfrackpattywhack December 28, 2015

panis

pan-seared platypus anus, usually served with potato salad.

Jacob was enjoying the picnic until he realized he'd eaten too much panis.

by WWJLD October 31, 2011

PANNS

Party All Night No Sleep

Q. Are you going to be playing Call of Duty tonight?

A. You know it, PANNS boy!

by ChocolateMilk October 20, 2013

pansexuwhale

When you feel attraction to the same gender, the opposite gender, transgender people, gender fluid people, intersex people and whales.

"What's your sexuality?"
"I'm pansexuwhale!"

by KoolKidsKlub711 November 16, 2016