Paddy

Paddy is a good friend, he will always love you even if you cross him, he's got a giant dick. (30cm to be exact) he'll let you play with it if you are nice. The typical Paddy has blonde hair and gets boners when you rub his back

Ryhlee: If I were gay I'd date Paddy he's a smash
Lilly: I date him also he's a smash

by your great great grandpa June 4, 2023

Paddy Harp

A nice man.

Paddy Harp is a sound nice man.

by Debskelly1985 August 10, 2023

Paddy Wagon Points

A scoring system for how attractive one's physique is.

Damn that paddy wagon is fine as hell, I rate it 8 paddy wagon points

by Paddy Wagon Don't Play December 28, 2021

Paddy Time

The time in which someone decides whenever the fuck they want to turn up to something, even if it had a predetermined time agreed.

"Where is he? We were due to start 30 minutes ago"

"Dunno mate, think he's running on Paddy Time"

by bespectacled_wanker March 1, 2021

Paddie

A paddie is a mix between a baddie. a weirdo. a funny person, and a clumsy person

Person:“your such a paddie!“

by Paddiefounder#1 January 15, 2022

Doing a paddy

Someone who goes after taken women where they have met the woman’s partner.

Have you met John? NO?!

He slept with my mate Jakes girlfriend last night. He was doing a paddy

by Tomsanders97 October 28, 2022

flatty paddy day

flatty paddy day is when all flat people get to show off their flatness and no one can say their flat

August 11 is flatty paddy day

by bdjdbdvdjdk October 16, 2019