Poon Paddler

Very similar to the phrases, vagina blocker, cunt Nazi, pussy kryptonite, vagina reflector, beaver dam, pussy blocker, cunt mugger, pussy dodger, snatch repeller, and beaver bandit.

It is used to describe any one person or group of persons that are preventing you from getting your dick wet.

Gavin: "I'm trying to get with Haley! Stop being such a poon paddler!"

Justin: "Wow, back off, all I said was that I had a boner."

Gavin: "Exactly, I think you should probably just leave."

Justin: (Yelling) "Man fuck you, and fuck you Haley! I'm out!"

by BluedudeJM June 16, 2010

star paddy

The act of submerging ones entire fist into another's asshole then extending the fingers and pulling out with fingers still extended

Last night I fisted someone so deep, I'm talking full star paddy

by merman24000 July 21, 2014

Little paddles

Another way to say feet.

"Look at his little paddles!"

by cupcakegirl74 February 16, 2017

Russian paddlepop

When a man had anal intercourse, pulls out, then the partner licks the fecal matter off his penis like a Paddlepop

"Did you meet my sister at the wedding?"
"Yeah bro, she had my russian paddlepop"

by Gnardie November 10, 2018

Reverse paddle

When a sorority or frat dude has paddles hanging on the wall and the ass is thrown into the paddles.

“Dude I totally reverse paddled that girl last night”

by Aliceandra1994 January 3, 2020

Pussy paddling

A surfer who paddles for a wave but never catches it, getting in everyone's way and leaving waves unridden.

"Dude, that guy keeps missing every wave!"
" I know he keeps pussy paddling!"

by BigmamaNancy March 25, 2021

water paddock

The ocean

Look, we are flying across the water paddock!

by Crazywolf132 August 27, 2021