Heather was down for some drunk fucking, but when I tried to flip her over for doggystyle we ended up having a Puerto Rican beetle fight for 10 mins
by jizzlemcgrizzle August 12, 2011
I was enjoying a night with your mom when she hit me with a Puerto Rican Fog Hat. It put a cap on the night.
by Phat Daddi January 18, 2009
It's much like a Gorilla Mask except after cumming on her face you slap a pet on her face and rub it around.
Her dog was nearby as I came on her face, so I grabbed it and gave her a Puerto Rican Poodle Plaster.
by Hobbes2 May 22, 2008
While Puerto Rican music is playing in the background, you sit on a girl's face naked. She gives you a rim job and you finger her in her vagina. While all of this is going on you fart directly into her mouth.
by ThePuertoRican1234 October 28, 2010
Jose didn't get his welfare check yet, how did he pay for that beer? He used his puerto rican credit card.
by Tom Horsfield July 11, 2006
Moving or leaving your current residence in the middle of the night as to avoid anyone (i.e. neighbors) from knowing or seeing.
Did you see where Mike went? All his stuff is gone from his dorm.
Ah must've been a puerto rican move out.
Ah must've been a puerto rican move out.
by Boneasaurus September 08, 2010
when Tony G tries to see how much of his boyfriends dirty clothes he can stuff into his mouth at once
by scott May 11, 2004