A sexual act, typically occurring in prison, involving several stages.
1) The aggressor wraps his member in cellophane, and anally violates the recipient (who is usually a rotund individual), usually after meal time, so that a large amount of fecal material is present.
2) The aggressor then removes the feces-coated cellophane, and inverts it, creating a "roll", filled with "pudding", which he then squeezes out, in a fashion similar to a cake decorator, to create emojis for the recipient's amusement.
3) The recipient then consumes the "pudding", while quoting Bill Cosby Jello pudding pop commercials
1) The aggressor wraps his member in cellophane, and anally violates the recipient (who is usually a rotund individual), usually after meal time, so that a large amount of fecal material is present.
2) The aggressor then removes the feces-coated cellophane, and inverts it, creating a "roll", filled with "pudding", which he then squeezes out, in a fashion similar to a cake decorator, to create emojis for the recipient's amusement.
3) The recipient then consumes the "pudding", while quoting Bill Cosby Jello pudding pop commercials
Greg hasn't been the same since Will fed him a pudding roll. Now he stares at the wall, and doesn't say anything until you show him a smiley face, then he just yells out, "It's so rich and creamy!"
by Dickshunairy September 09, 2017
by TheRealUggy October 12, 2018
by Bignastytaters November 20, 2013
1. The act of anal intercourse.
2. When having anal sex, the thrusting pushes the poop or 'pudding' back up the anal cavity.
3. Pushing along the hershey highway.
4. Fudgepacking
2. When having anal sex, the thrusting pushes the poop or 'pudding' back up the anal cavity.
3. Pushing along the hershey highway.
4. Fudgepacking
"After this picnic, my boyfriend and I have a long night of pudding pushing to do."
"Wow, my butt is sore, i really had my pudding pushed last night."
"My friend is a total pudding pusher, thats the way he blows his load."
"I think he's gay...he's got to be a pudding pusher."
"Wow, my butt is sore, i really had my pudding pushed last night."
"My friend is a total pudding pusher, thats the way he blows his load."
"I think he's gay...he's got to be a pudding pusher."
by amandaul October 21, 2014
A moist, crumbly sausage containing blood, possibly oatmeal, and other sundry organs, that is usually consumed at breakfast with potato scones and eggs and tastes surprisingly delicious, despite it's ingredients. When dipped in fish batter and combined with chips and curry sauce (the number one condiment in the U.K.), the result becomes pretty goddamn tasty.
Teresa laughed when Tom's black pudding fell down the inside of his pant; no doubt in a vain attempt to bolster his manhood at the breakfast table.
by Biggus Dikkus December 12, 2003
Similar to a Turkey Slap in that it involves the slapping of an erect or semi-erect penis on the face, the Pud Hammer however is not bound by the sex of the receiving party. Where the Turkey slap is meant for a girlfriend, wife or other female partner sometimes for the pleasure of the receiver as well as the giver the Pud Hammer can be applied to anyone and is generally used as a form of punishment.
by MrPrefect July 22, 2006
n. - one who hangs around doing little or nothing. Synonymous with jerk off. Also "pulling one's pud".
Employee #1: What's Matt doing over there?
Employee #2: Oh, he's just pulling his pud.
Employee #1: What a pud puller!
Employee #2: Oh, he's just pulling his pud.
Employee #1: What a pud puller!
by Mowatt boyyyyyyyyyy March 25, 2005