sneaky sludge puck

Anal sex with a female who has diarrhea. The sloppy kind. You take an egg forming stencil for the McDonalds egg mcmuffin and let it drip from the tip of the old yogurt cannon. Once it solidifies, you punch the girl in the face "hockey style", and slip the sludge puck back up the processed food removal orafice.

Man, that chick tried to stop the old sneaky sludge puck maneuver last night.

by OldGregFool January 8, 2020

cinnamon puck

Noun Insult Something that is simultaneously incredibly dense, useless, poorly thought out.

Alternatively Altering something in a way that makes no sense and contributes nothing to neither form nor function.

See also a stand-in for "what in the cinnamon toast fuck!?"

"Ayo, you know Jeremy?" "Yeah, he's absolutely useless, and can't be taught anything. What a cinnamon puck!"

by Hydris August 19, 2024

Hockey puck

Icey wrist

Look at my hockey puck, it cost a lambo

by Aimaneh May 6, 2019

puck

(Diaper lover slang) A large, thick, warm, squishy pancake of poop in the seat of one's diaper.

I see a big puck in your diaper.

by ABDL2023 July 31, 2023

drop the puck

Take a shit.

Get outta the shitter, dude, I’m about to drop the puck!!!

by 420mason December 31, 2020

Puck

A being so infinitely dumb. Submerged in a sea of degeneracy. Someone who gets less than 90% in tests

Dude. We should bully Puck.

by Puckn't October 17, 2021

Puck

A slightly crazy man who (most likely) lives in the woods. Can survive with nothing but a hatchet in complete wilderness. This is the type of guy you would want in a zombie apocalypse. However, if you encounter a Puck in his natural habitat...turn and run. He WILL try and convert you. Also, he will most definitely give you a reason to rhyme his name with a certain word...

Holy shit! Look at that Puck! He's totally gonna slaughter that goat.....wait wut?

Wow, you totally pucked that up.

by HOLYSHITCAPSLOCKISON December 5, 2017