by Chris 🐐 January 31, 2023
Get the proactionary principle mug.Related to the Peter Principal (by Dr. Laurence J. Peter) that describes job promotion to the point of incompetence, the e-Peter Principal occurs when we purchase a piece of technology that finally exceeds our ability to competently use the technology for the intended purpose. For some of us, it's the treadmill that becomes the close-hangar, for others it is the digital camera that serves as a paper weight because we are tired of buying memory cards and stuffing them full of photos...
What happened? Margie used to be able to text message on her cell.
Yeah, but the new toy hit her with an e-Peter Principle. She can't even answer a phone call.
Yeah, but the new toy hit her with an e-Peter Principle. She can't even answer a phone call.
by _B_ May 15, 2007
Get the e-Peter Principle mug.Did you see Angus T. Jones bashing Two and a Half Men!?! That's an example of The Katherine Heigle Principle at work.
by JuliaGuest January 8, 2013
Get the The Katherine Heigle Principle mug.1)Ones strong moral convictions, often times extremely vulgar.
2)Anti-Global studies, but powerfully endorsing Christopher Columbus.
3)A style of selling certain illegal substances at good prices to make a profound profit. (“Three for an eighth, three for an eighth!”)
4)Acknowledging that it is not fair for someone to work for seven dollars an hour and “break there asses” while less intelligent unemployed kids sell drugs and make twenty dollars a bag.
5)The product of an inspirational drunken rant.
2)Anti-Global studies, but powerfully endorsing Christopher Columbus.
3)A style of selling certain illegal substances at good prices to make a profound profit. (“Three for an eighth, three for an eighth!”)
4)Acknowledging that it is not fair for someone to work for seven dollars an hour and “break there asses” while less intelligent unemployed kids sell drugs and make twenty dollars a bag.
5)The product of an inspirational drunken rant.
by Alger May 10, 2008
Get the Princibilities mug.The Certainty Principle is a cosmic force only recently discovered by a nerd with stupiditis. It is the principle of being certain. Even though you are a complete idiot and have no idea what you are doing, you are certain you are right. Many people believe they are certain, or right, when in actual fact they are just downright stupid and suffer from brain haemorrhoids. If you meet someone who suffers from the Certainty Principle, execute them onsite as they may do something stupid.
Idiot: The Certainty Principle protects me
Smart Person: Fuck you're an idiot and deserve to die
Gun shot finishes conversation
Smart Person: Fuck you're an idiot and deserve to die
Gun shot finishes conversation
by honneamise December 20, 2018
Get the the certainty principle mug.A principle where there must at least 2 guys occupying the same girl.
Based off math
Ex: 3 girls 4 guys, 2 guys can have a girl to themselves but the last girl must have both of the last two guys inside of her.
Based off math
Ex: 3 girls 4 guys, 2 guys can have a girl to themselves but the last girl must have both of the last two guys inside of her.
wow that orgy was insane they had 10 girls and 11 guys
yeah, using the pigeonhole principle we can guarantee that if all guys were constantly inside a girl with no breaks, there has to be at least 1 girl that was taking on two guys.
yeah, using the pigeonhole principle we can guarantee that if all guys were constantly inside a girl with no breaks, there has to be at least 1 girl that was taking on two guys.
by Steindog July 4, 2022
Get the Pigeonhole Principle mug.When evaluating attractiveness of girls in a potential threesome one must use the following equation:
((x*0.20)+(y*0.20))+z
x=The overall hottness of first girl (0-10 scale)
y=The overall hottness of second girl (0-10 scale)
z= Average hottness of the two girls (0-10)/2
((x*0.20)+(y*0.20))+z
x=The overall hottness of first girl (0-10 scale)
y=The overall hottness of second girl (0-10 scale)
z= Average hottness of the two girls (0-10)/2
Alex plans on having a threesome with two girls.
He tells his friends that they are both 6's
however using the Barresi Principle he explains that the overall hotness of the encounter equals at 8.4
(6*0.20)+(6*0.20)+6 = 8.4
The Barresi Principle Demonstrates that if one is to sleep with two 6's, it is the equivalent of sleeping with one 8.4!
He tells his friends that they are both 6's
however using the Barresi Principle he explains that the overall hotness of the encounter equals at 8.4
(6*0.20)+(6*0.20)+6 = 8.4
The Barresi Principle Demonstrates that if one is to sleep with two 6's, it is the equivalent of sleeping with one 8.4!
by cscott92 June 11, 2011
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