perfectionalist

A person who is a professional perfectionist

For example: Izabelle, she is a badass perfectionalist

by Misc... January 2, 2008

Witless Protection Program

Witless Protection Program (wit less pro tek shun pro gram) NOUN. An organization devoted to saving clueless people from the consequences of their stupidity.

Molly- Did you just threaten to kill the president?

Conrad- No, I said he's going to get shot.

Molly- How would you know?

Conrad- He's GOT to, nobody's going to stand for Obama giving a million dollars to every black person in the country!

Molly- What makes you think he's going to do that?

Conrad- Oh it's obvious. You know the way all those blacks work together.

(she scribbles something on a scrap of paper).

Molly- You are going to need this number.

Conrad- Who's this?

Molly- That's the number for the Witless Protection Program.

by Maxhole June 25, 2009

perfection [alex]

Alexandra.

I wish I was cute, but instead I'm perfect. ^_^

by Mako November 6, 2003

Perfection

True beauty in all aspects, without any flaws and quite simply 'perfect.' In other words: Abbey Rugg, a girl that has no room for improvement, need not be changed in anyway, brings joy to all those around her at all times, and has brought a certain guy to be happier than he ever thought he ever could be. - Perfection.

Abbey, when I look into your beautiful eyes, I see true perfection. <3

by The single luckiest guy everr December 30, 2010

Protection Rod

The Protection Rod is a heavenly gift bestowed to mere mortals to save them from their daily fears and nightmares. Most protection is gained from sitting on the Protection Rod. Its said that it gives the person feelings of safety and a deep deep sense of getting loved.

Angel was having a real bad time he couldnt sleep and was scurrred of EVERYTHING!!! but he sat on the Protection rod now he feels safe and loved.

by el Big daddy from cincinatti June 16, 2011

Protection

U use this while having Sex. or well u are SUPOSED to use it if u dont want a Baby :

yah that guy didnt use protection so he has a kid now :

by graceafina120 January 14, 2007

Perfection

The single most rare, unusual and annoying character flaw one can be blessed to possess.

"She was a model of perfection."

by nethcev! August 27, 2006