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L pose

Means you always lose but you are not a loser. ur a walking L.
by whotfcaresaboutnickname July 28, 2022
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bruh derp t-pose

bruh derp t-pose: a statement used for when you want to be very cringe.
It was created by Casey Wong Sepetdjian from Scarborough Toronto Ontario Canada
Lol fr bro… bruh derp t-pose
by asianmann April 30, 2024
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Hoe Pose

The female pose where they keep one leg straight, slightly bend the other one, and put one hand on their hip because they think it makes them look attractive for some reason.
“Tonight was such a great night, let’s take a selfie!!”
Female: *right leg automatically locks at 135° angle and the other arm gets glued to her hip, only capable of being unlocked by a camera flash*

“? What are you doing? Why are you in the hoe pose?”
Female: I- I- I don’t know!!! It’s an autonomic response!! I can’t help it!!!!
by TheAlwaysCorrect1 January 8, 2023
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Top G Pose

A confident and humorous stance or pose, characterized by a playful but assertive demeanor. Typically used by those who think that they are players. However, that claim has no evidence in the conceivable universe, therefore, the person imitating the Top G Pose, is a fool, who gets no bitches.
Ahmed did the Top G Pose, what a fucking idiot
by HondaCivicEP2 February 12, 2023
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Market Pose

The poses one takes, in pictures or social media, when they are ready and available to attract mates in the wild. The pose is meant to make them appear socially or sexually available to those that are interested. Females typically pose showing some skin, showing underwear, wearing makeup, reddish lipstick, use photoshop, or a combination of all of that. Males don't have typical behavior that is readily analogous.
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Guy: Dang, Jessica Alba is suddenly showing some skin in her pictures!

Girl: Yeah ...kinda slutty if you ask me.

Guy: ...I think I can see part of her bra strap!!!

Girl: That's just her hair...

Guy: Look at those big, red lips! OMG!

Girl: That's photoshopped! This is her market pose ...Are you listening?

Guy: Damn! I didn't know she was single, better hit that UP!
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Hustler pose

Posing for a picture in a manner that Hustler Magazine popularized, that differentiated themselves from other nude magazines at the infancy of porn. Basically a vagina lips spreading picture.
Send me a hustler pose pic.” Or “That’s a hustler pose!”
by KoreanKielbasa April 8, 2024
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Yokaiii pose

when you hold your lip up with your finger without any grillz in your mouth exposing your teeth.
"lol dis be dat yokaiii pose"
by yokaiii January 15, 2018
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