Possum Punch

To hit a lady in the vagina.

Can't believe that chick got possum punched by a dwarf!
Shut up or I'll possum punch you!

by factmachine November 24, 2014

possum lips

When someone has very thin lips that resembles a possum's lips.

Jalin has some possum lips.

by 870savage February 23, 2017

possum juice

1. Roadkill

2. When you're fucking your girl on her back playing dead until someone cums.

3. Also known as "juicing"

"That was some great possum juice last night babe

"Yo do you see that possum juice splayed out on the road?"

by PossumJuice July 13, 2017

possum power

Unit of power equal to 1/200 hp
Abbreviated to pp

Car Dealer: this baby's got 60000 possums under the hood
Me: damn that's a lot of possum power

by Bigdad69 December 27, 2018

Possum cunt

A possum cunt is someone who can burn the midnight oil gambling and always come out on top. Like a possum, they maintain their composure all night, and as consistent winners, they are disliked by their opponents. Hence possums cunts.

He beat a bunch of people at the table last night? Yeh, he's a possum cunt.

by Opossums January 14, 2021

Possible, but not recommended

Phrase coined by the Russian Executive Officer from the movie The Hunt for Red October, but can be applied to just so many questionable situations before being overtaken by impending disaster.

Captain Tupolev: Inquire with the engineer about going to 105 percent on the reactor.

Andrei Bonovia – Konovalov: Captain, engineer reports 105 percent on the reactor - possible, but not recommended.

Long pause

Captain Tupolev: Go to 105 percent on the reactor.

Dude 1: Hey man do you think we can take this shit awful slippery 40-km-signed hair pin turn at 100 km with your brother’s car?

Long pause

Dude 2: Possible, but not recommended.

Dude 1: Go to 100 km per hour

by sleekgeek February 2, 2021

Possum Day

A hillbilly holiday created for the tv show "Beverly Hillbillies". This holiday is the central theme for the episode titled "Possum Day" which aired October 13, 1965.

We need to get ready for possum day.

Happy Possum Day Jed!

by Squirrel Empress May 6, 2021