pork legs

When someone wears jeans/trousers etc that are far too tight, their legs look like sausages being squashed into their skins!!

"I need the next size up, these jeans give me pork legs"

"haha, look at her pork legs"

by x-Emz-x January 24, 2008

pork-chop-alop-ogious

(noun)-A person, loving porkchops.

(verb)-A dance, made by a pork-chop-alop-ogious.

Known pork-chop-alop-ogious's - Paul B.

A mentally challenged person could do something similar.

by John J. T. May 11, 2008

Pork Plane

A phrase to describe a beefy cool kid, who believes they are proper tanking.

Cool Kid #1 "Did you see that Pork Plane over there?"
Cool Kid #2 "Yeh, how could you miss him!"
Cool Kid #1 " I Know, he belives he's proper tanking, Init!"

by Meat Truck June 24, 2008

Pork Winkie

Slang for Penis

His Pork Winkie was medium-well done.

by Grandma Ham Wallet January 16, 2009

pork paste

the end product of male ejaculation

After many heated hours of humping, Ted finally showered me with his pork paste.

by TopherRyan January 22, 2009

pork basket

1) Where you put the pork 2) Female genitalia

At Oktoberfest I'm going to put my sausage in the beer wench's pork basket.

by Doctor Chroma August 20, 2011

Pork Chopplers

Pork Chopplers is something you call your girlfriend. However, this does not mean she is a certified Pork chop. She is a lady in the streets and a freak in the sheets. Usually a Pork Chopplers is a dime piece female who loves her man and keeps him happy at all times by consistntly keeping his belly full and his balls empty.

I love my Pork Chopplers. She sucks me fucks me and feeds me!!!!

by Party Paul March 13, 2013