A penatration-based sex act so warped and craven that it is "of Pluto", i.e. beyond anal. Although "plutonic" does not refer to any specific act, it could include such acts as ear sex, removing someone's glass eye and having sex with the empty eyesocket, sex with a colostomy stoma, an esophagal stoma, or stab wound.
John and Kim's relationship progressed quickly - on Wednesday they were platonic friends, on Thursday afternoon they were fucking, and by Sunday they started getting into some plutonic shit.
by Johnny Panic February 20, 2008
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Honestly, baby, I'm not cheating, me and Jennika are just plutonic friends!
Honestly, baby, I'm not cheating, me and Jennika are just plutonic friends!
by YattonMan April 2, 2008
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The term platonisexual is for someone for whom there is no difference between platonic and sexual emotions
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Get the Plutonic mug.The painful place that two "friends" are put into when they both like each other but won't do anything about it. Sometimes called the Double Friendzone.
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Get the Platonicism mug.It's like when you with your friends and you hold hands, and cuddle and even to the point kiss and it's like whatever you're friends and if they're cool with it and you are then so be it, there's nothing romantic about it, it's just there.
Like if I were to be holding hands with my sister, I wouldn't care because I know im straight and I am not romantically in love with her. It's not weird, I just want to do that because she's my sister and I will do so because I fucking can, I have a Plutonic Love to her.
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