A name you give a person who sucks at life. Their life sucks so bad that you assume they rob douche bags from women.
They dude is a major Douche Pirate, and needs to get a life.
Fuck this, that dick hole over there is a major Douche Pirate.
Fuck this, that dick hole over there is a major Douche Pirate.
by 6310 August 14, 2009
Get the Douche Piratemug. A very specfic group of Jamaican Pirates that sell Jelly Coconuts on the side of the road. Most concentrated population in the Negril area near the bush man rastas. One can tell the individual is a genuine Jelly Pirate by his gruff demeanor, dirty wifebeater, Natty ponytail, dark sunglasses and the signature call of "Drink Up All Of Di Wata Baybi". Don't be to alarmed the Jelly Pirate's bark is much worse than his bite.
by mothermccree June 2, 2010
Get the Jelly Piratemug. by sixfeetofsnow November 5, 2009
Get the ginger piratemug. the practice of stealing a person's seat when they temporarily leave it vacant. very common when there is an abundance of people with a limited number of places to sit.
"Don't steal my chair, bro, I call no chair pirating."
"I just got up for a mountain dew and he chair pirated me!"
"I just got up for a mountain dew and he chair pirated me!"
by xbridgebridge August 8, 2009
Get the chair piratingmug. by IronMikey March 8, 2023
Get the Poontang Piratemug. cumming into a girls eye then kicking her shin. Therefore she will be hoping around on one leg and one eye closed screaming argh!
by sam k. March 14, 2005
Get the pirate eyemug. When an individual, often female, is forced to wear an eye patch after experiencing a male ejaculate into their eye/eyes.
by used and abused by mr. wear May 24, 2009
Get the naked piratemug.