Nice of the princess to invite us over for a picnic, eh, Luigi?

Something you say when you're walking to a picnic with your brother.

Person 1: *laughs evily*

Person 2: "Nice of the princess to invite us over for a picnic, eh, Luigi?

Person 3: "I hope she made lot'sa spaghetti!"

Person 2: "Luigi, look, it's from Bowser! "Dear pesky plumbers, The Koopalings and I have taken over the Mushroom Kingdom! The princess is now a permanent guest at one of my seven Koopa Hotels! I dare you to find her if you can!" We gotta find the princess!"

Person 3: "And YOU gotta help us!"

Person 2: "If you need instructions on how to get through the hotels, check out the enclosed instruction book."

by SANS UNDERTALE REAL (NO FAKE) February 19, 2024

Gay Picnic

a dick appointment, usually for two men or homosexual people

"hey i got to go to this Gay Picnic with this dude"

by MagnoliaIsTrash August 27, 2022

Picnic

When more than one Snack (beautiful person) gathers together at a time. A group of Snacks is a picnic.

“Damn Janet, look at those absolute snacks over there!” - Sharon.
“Mmhmm yeah honey, that’s a picnic for sure” - Janet.

by Mangooossh June 1, 2018

university picnic

(n.) an event characterized by the intake of pizza, beer, and marijuana while lounging on the floor of a room; (v.) to engage in a chairless picnic of pizza, beer, and marijuana in a sparsely appointed room, such as a cheap studio apartment or dorm room.

They kicked through the half-emptied growlers and greasy pizza boxes left over from the university picnic to get to the bed, high as hell, nestling under wool blankets to finish the peerless finale of Gravity Falls.

by Adabeie July 11, 2016

Picnic Bags

The breasts of a woman who is lactating and/or breastfeeding

Look at milf with the baby stroller- she has the biggest picnic bags I have ever seen!

by juliejunkyard December 15, 2010

Picnic Tickle Boner

Reaching over an Old English at a picnic to instill a kung fu Latin queen crip grip on your kidney that causes a ridiculous tickle sensation that radiates through your body resulting in the weirdest boner ever known as. “Picnic tickle boner”

After the fishing trip my girlfriend attacked me with the patented picnic tickle boner and I had to run for cover…

by Callindeecee December 2, 2021

Derbyshire Picnic

A drink in a disposable cup normally from a well known coffee shop chain that the Derbyshire Constabulary now deem as a picnic in order to fine you for flouting lockdown exercise rules.

Liquid verion of a substantial meal.

Here now Miss, that drink is a Derbyshire Picnic. You're nicked. You have the right to remain silent...

by rouleur66 January 8, 2021