Pedro

A good fellow, has a young lady and wants her to be his lawful wedded wife.

“That guy over there is such a Pedro.”

by Kimyokie February 19, 2022

Grundle patrol

The act of looking or exploring for grundle.

Connor: "Wow that Grundle Patrol last night was tough"

Will: "Well atleast we found new grundle territory"

by Willjack213 October 17, 2008

Jelly Patroller

To stare at large people in suggestive swim wear at public beaches.

Greg is such a jelly patroller, he was creepin' on all the fatties at the beach!

by Ace double March 19, 2009

flacid pedro

Noun. The state in which a man is too intoxicated to erect his penis. Also known as a very severe case of whisky dick.

Austin: "Hey man, you seemed way too drunk to function last night...did you hook up with that deaf girl?"

Will: "Oh I had no chance of getting it up, but you better believe I still fucked some sounds out of her with my flacid pedro anyways!!!"

by phillyyy March 6, 2011

Nigger patrol

A term used when white people are gathering and looking out for African Americans

they call it nigger patrol because the reason the white people are on guard is so they don't get caught saying "nigger"

White guy 1: hey is alex on nigger patrol?

White guy 2: yea he's by the front door

by Thecoolguywhowrotethis May 22, 2020

harbor patrol

Engaging in sexual intercourse with a woman who has contracted pubic lice, colloquially known as crabs, whilst also smelling of fish.

“Dude how’d it go with Sarah last night?”
“Aweful, total harbor patrol if you catch my drift.”

by Jrock.the.wise August 31, 2023

Petroleum

Unrefined crude oil. The by-product of dinosaurs rotting for millions of years underground.

Petroleum is the formal name for unrefined fossil fuel.

by GAWII May 20, 2008