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University of Pennsylvania

Function: noun
1 : An Ivy League University in the heart of the city of Philadelphia. Nestled within "University City," the school attracts the best and brightest, socially apt, and interesting individuals from around the globe.
2 : A Place where you receive a degree that gives you a wide variety of job options once you graduate; especially if you attend the Wharton School of Business.

Antonym: Princeton. Harvard. Yale. Dartmouth. Cornell. Columbia. Brown.

Note: University of Pennsylvania (also known as Penn or UPenn) is often confused with Penn State which is NOT an Ivy League College.

See: Ivy League
Community College Student: Brawwww! Where'd you go to college? You lookin' mighty smart in your business suit.
Penn Student: University of Pennsylvania
Community College Student: Thats pretty sweeeeet. What job you got?
Penn Student: I work on Wallstreet.
Community College Student: Wall whaaaaa- ?
by AgnesIrwinchick<3 March 30, 2008
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Pennsylvania Pullout

A driving technique utilized with frustrating frequency within the state of Pennsylvania. It consists of the following elements:

1.) The driver being pulled out in front of must have no cars behind him for any appreciable distance.

2.) The driver pulling out must wait until the oncoming driver must slow down to avoid hitting the driver pulling out.

3.) The driver pulling out must do so with urgency that suggests his or her genitalia is on fire, or something else of vast importance.

4.) The driver must then proceed to drive at a speed 5 to 10 miles below the posted speed limit (in obvious disregard of the flaming genitalia that required them to pull out in front of you like a cheetah on crack).

Often, any display of frustration with the above incident will garner a one finger salute, brake check, complete stop or some other maddening form of road raging inducing idiocy.
If that moron up there does a Pennsylvania Pullout, when nobody is behind me, I may run him into the nearest ditch.
by P. Fanelli December 24, 2008
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Penny Lane

Street intersecting with Abbey Road, across from Strawberry Fields. Also, it has a store selling Glass Onions.
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by Why do you care, Stalker? March 20, 2004
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levittown pennsylvania

levittown is a philly "suburb" located roughly 30 minutes east of the city. our neighborhoods are called sections and are marked by a large usually blue sign. the names of the streets start the the same first letter of the setion it is located in. it is very diverse. we have every kind of person from the emo kids, hoodrats and even an old acid fried hippy who trains squirrels.most kids in L-town complain that there is not much to do but drink, fuck and smoke buddha. that is not far from the truth. when confronted by someone from another town the typical L-towner will defend it and come up with many reasons why its a good place to live. Levittown is notorious for L-Town Brown which is shitty kind weed that gives you a 1 hour high accompanied by a vicious headache. However, most of the herb in levittown is good because it is either homegrown or comes from philly. most of the teens in levittown smoke trees which at times makes regs hard to find, leaving only higher quality bud such as dank and headdies which many cant afford. wawa is the shit
damn, L-town is fuckin boreing, lets go down to the wall and smoke a blunt thenwander around appltree for awhile before we raid ur fridge.

levittown pennsylvania
by The Jolly Reyes May 13, 2009
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penny skateboard

a mini skate board that resembles a banana board and they're so AWESOME! you could 360 flip ollie and shuvit or any other trick you got or just ride in pools or anywhere. they're so small you could put inside your backpack and very strong and flexible and dont say get a real longboard cause this is waaaay awesomer
as jake's friends were skateboarding he came up there with his new penny skateboard. they were laughing at him until he started pulling ollies and shuv-its. now he gets cred from his friends every time they see him
by uhh... duh? November 12, 2011
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Pennsylvania Porn

Pennsylvania Porn is any magazine, photo, or video focusing on deer or elk.
Jeb's all excited. He just got some Pennsylvania Porn in his mailbox - his new issue of Whitetail Magazine!
by Buzzbone July 1, 2009
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penny

by The great sheahan October 30, 2013
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