patty flower

A psychedelic mushroom that grows from a cow patty (cow dung).

Dude, look at that pile of cow shit. I think that's a patty flower we can boil and trip on.

by eternalmicrobe May 12, 2012

krabby patty

1) parents call their children this when the child is being grumpy. I find it annoying.

2) the object on spongebob that plankton is always trying to get. he always fails, I say just give up.

1) "quit being such a krabby patty."
"shut up mom."

2) "curse you mr. krabbs!"

by butterflier95 March 20, 2010

White Patty

An African American slang word used to describe a Caucasian girl.

Hey White Patty, watchudoinroun here? I'ma gonna beat yo ass!

by White Patty July 11, 2010

skull patty

When you shit your pants and put your dirty underwear on yo bitches head.

i got totally messed up at a party last weekend and gave my girl a skull patty when i got home. that's the last time we eat mexican before drinking.

by wickedfnracer July 7, 2010

Patty Pleaser

Commonly referenced term for a man's dick.

I'd like to jam her with my Patty Pleaser!!!

by Dr. CAndy Awesomefaces! August 16, 2008

patty sack

when a males scrotum makes a light clapping sound on the females vagina or butt.

i came home from work and asked my girlfriend if we could play a game of patty sack.

by jrunning0268 January 13, 2009

Patti Mayonaise

A sexual act where the male genitalia is placed inside the butthole. An orgasm occurs, and the sperm is forced out of the butthole. The male then consumes the sperm that is being forced out.

Sue: You will never guess what my boyfriend and I did last night!
Jenny: You two found a job?
Sue: No! He made me Patti Mayonaise.
Jenny: What the hell is that?
Sue: You really don't want to know!

by Cornelius "Scarecrow" Haysin September 23, 2016